Suri s burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face. After all, its an adult allie hagan pretending to be suri cruise, and in that character passing cutting judgements on the appearances of. She is hilarious her blog is the one website on the internet where ive read every post, and then gone back and reread the entire thing. Suri cruise would never wear denim, is on the dukan diet and considers jayz and beyonces daughter, blue ivy, a rival. Suri, as imagined by hagan, was the queen bee of her generation, the style icon who was totally above it all, but agreed to. Written from the viewpoint of a very opinionated suri cruise or at least a really funny lady who works at a consulting firm in dc by day and blogs by night. Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. How many books have you written, kingston rossdale. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart is due out sept.
It was a blog where a woman, in the voice of suri cruise, critiqued the clothing and bodies of other young children of celebrities 4 laughs kelly. Suris burn book and the good business of celebrity children. No, not the girl from your iphone, but suri cruise. Allie hagan, fictionally writing as suri cruise daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, judges other celebrities in their children from a hilarious perspective. Its full of snarkiness, which is my favorite part, and celebrity gossip and mockery, which i suspect is kristins favorite part. Allie hagan based on the blog, this clever book of snarky commentary is told from the imagined world of suri. Forums celebrity alley celebrity news and gossip stan fair. Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now been released as a book.
Prior to prince george and north west being featured a lot, i love love loved this blog. Suris snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. And allie hagan, the woman who blogs as if she is suri. Sasha pivovarova gets her nude pregnant portrait plus, claire danes covers harpers bazaar russia in prada. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of. Id like to recommend suris burn book to anyone who hasnt yet seen it, but i have a niggling feeling that it might not be totally ok to enjoy this website. Writer behind suri s burn book blog publishes book home. Suris burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue. Suri s burn book loose threads 5112012 aquascutum officially sold. There are celebribaby blogs, and then theres suri s burn book, a tumblr that finds the stylish and somewhat judgmental progeny of tom cruise and katie holmes posting pictures of. I was trolling the internet today while mom was at work and i came across the most fabulous website ever except for mine, of course. So i noodled on it for a few days and came up with the angle its written from suri cruises perspective, and its called suris burn book.
Few published authors can claim to have the inside scoop on hollywoods littlest trendsetters, but allie hagan, d. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart english edition ebook. Suri s burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue ivy suri cruise would never wear denim, is on the dukan diet and considers jayz and beyonces daughter, blue ivy, a rival. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart 9780762447350. Allie hagan based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the. Im off to key westlooking forward to eating lots of key lime pie, listening exclusively to jimmy buffet and kenny chesney, and doing everything the nyts 36 hours article tells me to do. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fivey. Allie hagan is the author of suris burn book, one of the best, most hilarious, and most on point celebrity sites on the internet. Suris burn book takes so many of our favorite things mean girls attitude, celebrities and snarkiness and rolls it all into one amazing. Hagans suri is a pampered, haughty, and razorsharp wit who revels in dishing out fashion critiques to her fellow celebrity offspring.
Fanpage of the suri burn book a study of suri and the people who disappoint her. Thats where the offspring of tom cruise and katie holmes, sixyearold suri cruise, comes in. Its been a year since the tumblr page suris burn book was updated. Theres my personal favorite, suris burn book, theres mitt romneys burn binder the origin of the burn book, as i best know it, is the classic. Suri cruise offers advice to, and criticism of, celebrities in suri s burn book fox news fox news. Hagans suri is a pampered, haughty, and razorsharp wit who revels in dishing out. Suris burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a blog that hagan, a 25yearold graduate of.
I hereby dedicate todays funny to my friend kristin, who is extremely dedicated to suri s burn book. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart is the book version of her hilarious tumblr, suri s burn book, which imagines what tom cruise and katie. Its suri cruises aka tomkittens blog, called suris burn book. While the burn book will always spawn some memorable parties and holidays, my favorite burn book ripoff is suris burn book a tumblr that takes celeb baby bashing to a whole new level. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author reveals. The titular suri is, of course, suri cruise, the daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes.
These burns were brought to you by allie hagan, the creator of suri s burn book. Ive tried to prepare for this day, but it is more unbearable than i imagined. The blog spoofs the celebritychild voice of suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes. Around the time they were born it kinda lost its charm for me but i still cant help but laugh at north west the person. Through the website suris burn book, which she writes from her home in washington, d. I think of that site often, usually when im writing another celebrity piece or. Suri s burn book discussion in stan fair started by datb1sh, jul 9, 20. Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughter,and one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. The popular tumblr site was turned into a book, which was released on september 4th. Suris burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. Suris burn book favorite books of 2012 popsugar love.
Suris burn book takes so many of our favorite things mean girls attitude, celebrities and snarkiness and rolls it all into one amazing tumblr. Suris burn book and the good business of celebrity children pajiba. Suri s burn book is supposed to be a critique on tabloid celebrity culture. We would like to show you a description here but the site wont allow us. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. Suri s burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart. I didnt write about mariah careys twins during nick cannons health scare, and i dont write about heidi and seals kids nearly as often as i did before the breakup. Writer behind suris burn book blog writes book video. See more of suri s burn book by allie hagan on facebook. Allie hagans hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint.
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